My "very easy to understand" resume

Well, I'll try to explain it as simply and as detailed as possible.

I think everyone will be surprised at how easy it is to understand.

A very simple and almost effective methodology for this problem.


●Be as specific as possible

・Just ask the hospital where I was born. (I think there are some people who were not able to be born in a hospital. I'm sure there are various reasons why they were born.)

・Just ask my mom and dad.

・Just ask my family (other than my mom and dad).

・Just ask my relatives.

・Please ask the instructors of various lessons I have learned since my childhood.

・Just ask my kindergarten teachers.

・Just ask my elementary school teachers.

・Just ask my middle school teachers.

・Just ask my high school teachers.

・Just ask my university lecturers.

・Ask all of my past employers (preferably all of them).

・Please ask all of my current business partners (again, this is next to impossible, but if possible, all of them).

・Please search around for rental servers and see if there is any sign that I have signed a contract with them and what their usage history is.

・Please check various credit card companies and electronic transactions to check their usage history (payment history, etc.).

・Please check the details of my contract with my landline phone or various mobile phone companies, as well as the details of my most recent calls.

・Check my communications history for as many different types of messages as you can imagine (e.g. emails).

・Ask my friends, acquaintances, or people you probably should call "boyfriends" with whom I have had relationships in the past.

・Ask anyone in this world to confirm my sightings.

・Even if you disclose the information up to this point, if it really turns out to be no good, then you will have no choice but to rely on the police (perhaps in many other senses).


●Lastly, I would like to add something

・...And, well, it's pretty weird for me to "honestly" point out something that's so lame, but even though they went to such lengths to relentlessly check on me... The kind of person that I am, probably already exists as my favorite or worst kind of person at that point.

・If you don't understand what I'm trying to say here, then that means that the relationship between you and me is like that.

・For those of you who have no idea what this means, or don't understand it at all, you probably have been receiving strange mail on a regular basis or by me or one of my crew (something like the Straw Hat Pirates). I think you will be visited. Please be very careful about that.